Book of the day

Based on the website with the same name, this book apparently makes rap lyrics understandable for everyone.

Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand

Look inside

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Things that exist: cross dangle nipple shield

Available here

Facebook Like necklace

Silver sterling with enamel - $49.00 on Etsy

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Romantic drinking receptacle of the day: heart-shaped flask

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You know this little heart-shaped flask is the perfect gift for you.

On NeatoShop

Things you can own: DIY gastric bypass kit

A 3-pack for only $258.95, on Amazon

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Run DMC bobbleheads

Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons, Darryl "D.M.C." McDaniels, Jason "Jam-Master Jay" Mizell, on Entertainment Earth.

Battleship USB hub

5 USB 2.0 hi-speed ports on a battleship-shaped hub on your desk.

Available at NeatoShop

Batman hoodie of the day

Batman All View Men's Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Also: Superman All View Men's Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Book of the day: Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book

Headbangers get the chance to color legends like Metallica, Danzig, and Pantera; help get Spinal Tap through a backstage maze; complete the Black Metal word scramble and hair metal crossword; and solve heavy metal Sudoku.

Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book

Previously: Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Knit winter beanies for the friendly

Available @ INDCSN shop | via

Hangover hoodie

The famous Zach-Galifianakis-carrying-a-baby-in-Hangover t-shirt just got the hoodie treatment.

Available at 80sTees

Book of the day: Shakespearean Lebowski

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: A Most Excellent Comedie and Tragical Romance, by Adam Bertocci, is what The Big Lebowski would be like if Shakespeare wrote it.

The Dude has met the Bard—and he doth abide.

Join "The Knave" and Sir Walter on a wild tale of mistaken identity, kidnapping, bowling, and a rug that, in faith, really tied the room together—in a sidesplitting Shakespearean comedy of errors and ninepins, told in five glorious acts of iambic pentameter and impeccable period prose.

Take a peek in the book