First in a Series

Another piece of information emerges from the Irony Curtain, of the KG3.
by Irony Curtain
From: America's sweeheart, Chairman Meowsevitch S. Punchenko
To: Party members and Useful Idiot Media
Subject: GET OUT THERE AND STOP THIS MADNESS!
GET OUT THERE NOW! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! HE IS RAINING ON THE MESSIAH'S PARADE! HE IS RAINING ON THE MESSIAH'S PARADE! SARAH PALIN IS INEXPERIENCED! SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE! SHE IS A GOVERNOR -- A GOVERNOR! SHE WAS NEVER A COMMUNITY ACTIVIST! FOR THE LOVE OF THE MESSIAH! RUN THE TAPES OF THE TEMPLE CORONATION! MCSAME IS CHANGING THE STORY! INEXPERIENCE! SHE IS DAN QUAYLE! SHE! SHE! SHE IS A SHE! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! GET JOE BIDEN! BOOK JOE BIDEN! SWEET STALIN!
Want more subversively progressive humor? Try these past KG3 faves: * Obamahitler * The Protest Bra: 100% Clear! * Green Nazi Magazine: Earth Day Issue ![]() AND, by Red Square: * "The People's Cube: Guaranteed Results * Obama's Flip-Flopping Caused by Evil Twin |
Want more subversively progressive humor? Try these past KG3 faves: * Obamahitler * The Protest Bra: 100% Clear! * Green Nazi Magazine: Earth Day Issue ![]() AND, by Red Square: * "The People's Cube: Guaranteed Results * Obama's Flip-Flopping Caused by Evil Twin |
Who or what are The KG3? And why? Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions.