CNN: Palestinians Like the Dalai Lama

Brian Williams: Palestinians are like US Founding Fathers
DBKP: ...With Suicide Belts




Christine, don't you know that's how rumors get started?


One could write about nothing but the goofy psuedo-history dished out to the historically-ignorant by the Mainstream press and the never-ceasing workload would likely land the writer in the hospital for exhaustion.

The latest: CNN compared the Palestinian terrorists to Tibet's Dalai Lama.

From Van Helsing, Moonbattery:

It's not guesswork at CNN. Look how cleverly Christiane Amanpour slips her pro-terrorist propaganda into a piece about the Dalai Lama:

Our visit coincided with the events that commemorate each March 10, the date the Dalai Lama fled Tibet on horseback in 1959. He managed to evade the Chinese Communist forces, disguised as a soldier and escaping at night. The somber remembrance is a little like what the Palestinians do every year. They call it al-Nakba, or "catastrophe," which marks 1948 when they lost much of their land as the state of Israel was founded.

Amanpour may see similarities between the Palestinians and the Dalai Lama, but which would she rather see enter a crowded deli, either in Jerusalem or New York City, while eating lunch?

We thought so.

Van Helsing cites a Media Backspin article that lists the reasons the Palestinians are NOT like the Dali Lama and then concludes with some other egregious examples by the history buffs in the MSM.

The worst, in our opinion?

Brian Williams compared the Palestinian terrorists to our Founding Fathers.

NOTE: Next time we visit Mt. Vernon, be sure to catch the exhibit with George Washington's suicide belt.

Which brings up the image at the top of this post, a product of the glorious retro-Progressive minds at the People's Cube. PC Mastermind, Comrade Red Square:

Attention workers, peasants, and toiling unwashed intelligentsia! On Monday, July 30, 2007 our Party Organ was spotted by Rush Limbaugh, the biggest neo-imperialist criminal capitalist running dog of them all. The notorious author of See I Told You So described our "Founding Fathers" illustration by saying "It's a great, great, great cartoon because this is how libs see America today." See it here: Story #7: Great Editorial Cartoon on the Founding Fathers. He thought it was a parody!

If you're not familiar with the Cube, they are, "... a powerful Party Organ cemented by the most severe Party discipline. Our tight collective tolerates no limp-wrist candy-assed pansy liberals! We are doctors of dictatorship in charge of an outpatient Gulag facility whose mission is to cure weak liberalism with strong communism!"

If MSM news consumers would access more People's Cube and Moonbattery, and less history as taught by the professors at CNN and NBC, they would be better informed--not to mention, in a better mood at end of the news.

by Mondoreb
Sources:
* Rush Limbaugh Hails the People Cube's Editorial Cartoon
* CNN Compares Palestinian Terrorists to Dalai Lama
image: The People's Cube

New Jimmy Carter Game: JimmyLand

Jimmyland Board Game: Appease Terrorists and Dictators


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NOW the whole family can "Be Like Jimmy" and appease terrorists at home with Jimmyland!

Hours of enjoyment - even the kids can join in - as you collect payments from Middle Eastern patrons and gladhand autocrats in Jimmyland!

Hours of fun - and no sharp edges or intellects to deal with - as you join Jimmy on his continuing Quest for a Legacy in Jimmyland!

A KG3 progressive game product from the People's Cube.*

* - Jimmyland may not be for those who remember 1977-1980.

Want more subversively progressive humor? Try these past KG3 faves: * Obamahitler * The Protest Bra: 100% Clear! * Green Nazi Magazine: Earth Day Issue AND, by Red Square: * "The People's Cube: Guaranteed Results * Obama's Flip-Flopping Caused by Evil Twin

From the KG3 at the People's Cube:
"Who or what are The KG3? And why? Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions."


by Irony Curtain of the KG3
Source: Jimmyland Board Game: Appease Terrorists and Dictators

Solution to Energy Crisis: Drill in ANBR!

The Algore Numbskull Baldspot Refuge


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We've been alerted that a new campaign, "with a solution to the national energy crisis", has been started by the Comrades at the People's Cube, the KG3: Drill in the ANBR.

The graphic above explains all.

Don't ask any questions: the walls have ears. So does the ANBR.

Which is where the overly-curious may find themselves being shipped to--if not careful.

Want more subversively progressive humor? Try these past KG3 faves: * Obamahitler * The Protest Bra: 100% Clear! * Green Nazi Magazine: Earth Day Issue AND, by Red Square: * "The People's Cube: Guaranteed Results * Obama's Flip-Flopping Caused by Evil Twin

From the KG3 at the People's Cube:
"Who or what are The KG3? And why? Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions."


by Irony Curtain of the KG3
Source: People's Cube: Drill ANBR (the Algore Numbskull Baldspot Refuge)

GreeNazi Magazine a Must for Eco Militants

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Two months and three days ago, we "celebrated" something called Earth Day.

The KG3, in the person of Irony Curtain, was there to cover the shenanigans. One result is above: GreeNazi magazine.

Who or what are The KG3? And why? Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions.

As the GreeNazi cover suggests, "Recycle! Reuse one page of this issue to wipe yourself!"

At last, a Green publication we can get behind.

by Mondoreb
powered by: Irony Curtain of the KG3
Image/source: Green Nazi magazine: Earth Day issue

Google and the Censorship Problem

Google "Censorship" and you get "Google"



While surfing by The People's Cube to see what shenanigans the comrades were up to, the following post caught our eye. It also changed our minds about the topic of this post.

The People's Cube is not the first to bring up Google's holiday logo nuttiness. Little Green Footballs is a regular Google-watcher on holidays. NewsBusters also noted that Google ignored Memorial Day (Google Ignores Memorial Day). Michelle Malkin noticed that Google honors World Water Day, but not Easter.

So, instead of some light-hearted tomfoolery, "Google and censorship" was now in the air.


This Day in History: An Open Letter to Google

Dear Google comrades Sergei and Larry!

The Party looks kindly at your attempts to correct and improve history by unobtrusively modifying the Google logo on notable calendar dates. For years you have zealously informed the masses about progressive and useful events like Earth Day or Earth Hour, while purposefully ignoring Memorial Day (no logo change on this reactionary American holiday). Most recently, you enlightened the unwashed about the Spanish artist Velázquez on June 6 without mentioning the Allied Invasion of Normandy on D-Day, a celebration of which would indeed be offensive to National Socialists.
~
The time is ripe for us to reinforce your amateurish efforts with our brand of historical revisionism that stands on a firm scientific foundation of the Party doctrine. The next big holiday is Independence Day. Review the following list of Party-recommended events and logos for mandatory inclusion.

After a list of suggested logo topics Google might use for the Fourth of July, instead of Independence Day, TPC wound up with the picture below.




The reader is sent to a page entitled, "Google Purges The People's Cube Worldwide". This is how it began:

Dear comrades at Google:

At some point, quite recently, our popular site "The People's Cube" (ThePeoplesCube.com) was purged from Google search results. MSN , Yahoo and other search engines still have it - but Google has erased/blocked any link to the site in its database. One can still find links to us from other sites - but not even one from Google to ThePeoplesCube.com. We tried American, French, German, British, Australian, and Russian versions of Google - they used to give us traffic only a few days ago - but all we got was the same line in various languages: Sorry, no information is available for the URL thepeoplescube.com. And if we clicked on Find web pages from the site thepeoplescube.com we got Your search - site:thepeoplescube.com - did not match any documents.

Sad and outrageous--both at the same time!

"Those bastards!" is the first thought that came to mind. The second was to Google "Google + censorship".

We got over 330,000 references. Including one by Search Engine Watch about Google cooperating like a good lackey in censoring Chinese users. Picture Says 1000 Words About Google's Censorship In China by Danny Sullivan.

Plenty are writing and writing about Google's agreement to censor results for China. But pictures perhaps better illustrate the differences that Google now endorses.

Google Images Censors Too in China from Google Blogoscoped shows you how a search for [tiananmen square] on Google Images China provides happy scenes while over at uncensored Google Images, there are tanks rolling in.

I took a look for just [tiananmen] at Google Images China versus Google Images. Here's a side-by-side:

Below are a few of the forbidden pictures the Communists and Google forbid the Chinese surfers to see.


You won't get this picture if you're using Google in China

Another picture the Chinese authorities keep from Chinese Google users--with Google's help

The comrades at the People's Cube will survive nicely the Soviet-style antics by a search engine apparently full of hubris. Google is the darling of Wall Street--for the moment. But those things have a way of changing when a company is unresponsive to its customers--of which the People's Cube is but one.

The Googleteers are on top at the moment, but stunts, such as pulling the web pages of the brave workers at the People's Cube from its search engine, will land Google in a place that familiar to many companies that were once on top: on the bottom.

Just 20 years ago, K-Mart was the number one retailer, light years ahead of Wal-Mart. Just 45 years ago, Carling's Black Label beer was mopping the floor with Budweiser. How long will it be until "Google" is only a funny-sounding stock worth pennies?

Not as long as you think--if the search engine company keeps trying to finesse freedom and censorship.

Whether it occurs in China or the People's Cube.


by Mondoreb
Source/images:
* This Day In History: An Open Letter to Google
* artforprofit
* photobucket
* fas.org
* Picture Says 1000 Words About Google's Censorship In China