Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen's Tragedy, Glass Houses



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Real Housewives, Orange County version:
Nice Guy Jeff Beitzel Passes Away
Who's Throwing Stones?




It's season four of Housewives with two new additions: 30-yr-old Gretchen Rossi and Lynne Curtain. Curtain replaced Lauri Waring Peterson after Peterson opted to drop out of the show when her son was arrested for drug possession.

The storyline surrounding Gretchen has her dealing with her boyfriend Jeff's bout with leukemia. Jeff Beitzel, who was fifty-four, passed away in September.

Beitzel served as Chief Operating Officer and a member of the Board of Directors of Quantuam Fuel System Technologies. A mechanical enigineer, Beitzel worked for Ford Motor Co. until 1983. After leaving Ford, Beitzel founded several automotive companies prior to working for Quantuam.

Jeff Beitzel's three children from a former marriage were on the most recent episode. The kids, all in their teens, had flown in to be with their father while he was in the hospital. All three of Jeff's children wanted to be there with their father. They also spoke highly of Gretchen and how she had been by their father's side during the eight months since he had been diagnosed with cancer.

Last week Gretchen took some time off and spent a couple of days with her family at Bear Lake for the Fourth.

So far new Housewife Lynne has been in a shopping mode on the show with her two teenage daughters. The latest trip on episode 5 had Lynne plunking down $1800 for eight articles of clothing and looking to buy a BMW for her oldest daughter when she turned 18.

Lynne met Gretchen for lunch where Gretchen tried to get Lynne to tell how old she was. Lynne, who keeps in great shape with activities such as surfing and kick boxing, wouldn't tell Gretchen her age. On the first show featuring Lynne she admitted she was "obsessed" with "staying young" even though raising her two daughters, ages 16 and 18, have probably put a few gray hairs on her head.

On tonight's show, Lynne's oldest daughter, Raquel, turned 18. Lynne and her husband of 18 years, Frank, held a luncheon for Raquel where they presented her with a cute little silver BMW. Earlier, before the party, Raquel demanded her younger sister Alexa take off the white dress she had chosen to wear. Raquel wanted to wear the white one and for Alexa to wear a blue dress that Raquel was supposed to wear. Such is the drama of having teens, as Raquel pouted her way into getting the white dress while Alexa wore the blue one.

Alexa was in tears at the party after she met her boyfriend in the parking lot of the restaurant and her boyfriend told her the dress made her look like a "stripper". Lynne was shocked at his comment as it was her dress. And yes, the dress did look as though it belonged more on a stripper than a 16-yr-old girl.

What side is Tamra Barney showing this season?

Continue reading: Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen's Tragedy and Glass Houses

by LBG
Source: Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen's Tragedy and Glass Houses




Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Darwin Award Candidate: Car Modified into Death Trap



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Car Modification for Aspiring Darwin Award Nominees






Everyone is familiar with the The Darwin Awards, wherein the Internet and publication celebrate the antics of idiots,convinced of they are geniuses, end their particular gene lines as a consequence of illogical behavior. But few can imagine the effort some will engage in to prove candidacy for this un-prestigious award.

We here at DBKP have found two such souls.

The late Matthew Shannon McDonald and an unidentified 19-year-old.

These two candidates from New Zealand were automobile enthusiasts. So they decided to put together a car from scraps.

Death trap on wheels

...the car had so many defects and modifications it was "a disaster waiting to happen".It had been ordered off the road in December 2005 due to a number of uncertified suspension modifications."On this occasion the vehicle had been towed to get it started. It had an RX7 motor for a Mazda 3 which is not compatible at all.




Wonderful. The lads put an engine on a frame and drive train which was entirely incompatible. The RX7 is a rotary motor, sometimes called a Wankel Engine. The entire engine rotates reaching high rpms very quickly. So it stands to reason that the drive train will be just for this particular engine. That would cause some problems. Might even be difficult to start the engine unless the starter were compatible with the engine. Of course that did not stop our lads.

"Mr Tooman said the car had been "tow started".

Of course steering could be a problem with a poor suspension and an engine more pwerful for its size and weight than the car irself was designed for.So ...

"The car's wheels were also mismatched with two mags on the front and two old steel-pressed wheels on the back."

And in order to ensure control: "Mr Tooman said somebody had fashioned a steering wheel using the rim from a wheel and the spokes of an old steering wheel."
Now that is just frosting on the cake, there.




"The car failed to take a slight bend, crossed the centre line and crashed through a solid wooden barrier before coming to stop against a concrete power-pole used to supply electricity to the main trunk railway line. The pair were not wearing seatbelts and were thrown from the car on impact. Police said that fact made the job of identifying who was driving the car difficult.Sometime during the crash the rim has become detached from the spikes, he said. "The spikes were still on the steering column and they were like three knives sticking out from the steering column."

"Mr Tooman said the tragedy served a reminder for other car enthusiasts attempting to modify their car."


Indeed.

Like look it up or something.




by pat
images:
* etraceway
* zoomr
* stuff
Source: Death Trap on Wheels



Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin Quotes: 30 Observations by Carlin

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."



* If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.


* Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.


* Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.


* The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


* Always do whatever's next.


* When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.


* Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.


* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


ALSO at DBKP:
* George Carlin: Comedian Dead at 71
* George Carlin: Twelve Amusing Questions by Carlin
* George Carlin Quotes: 30 Observations by Carlin


* When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.


* Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.


* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


* You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.


* One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.


* One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.


* I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


* Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.


* Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.


* May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.


* I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.


* Women like silent men; they think they're listening.


* I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."


* I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.


* Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.


* I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.


* If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.


* I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.


* There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.


* The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.


* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.


by Mondoreb
Sources:
* George Carlin Quotes
* George Carlin Quotes
* lesliehawes

Sunday, June 22, 2008

VIDEO: Scott Kalitta, Former NHRA World Champ Dies in Fiery Crash



The NHRA lost a former World Champion yesterday in a deadly crash.

Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta, 46, died June 21 from multiple injuries suffered after his car went out of control and crashed in a high-speed racing accident at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park during the fourth and final round of qualifying at the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals. Kalitta was extracted from his car by NHRA emergency services officials and transported to Old Bridge Township Hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.

Kalitta, a two-time NHRA POWERade Drag Racing Series Top Fuel champion and one of only 14 drivers in NHRA history to earn victories in both premier nitro categories, earned 18 victories during his career, his last coming in Chicago in 2005 in Top Fuel.




Rest in Peace, Scott Kalitta.

by Mondoreb & RidesAPaleHorse
Source:
* Former NHRA world champ Kalitta succumbs to injuries in accident

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Russert Death: Media Circus Wasn't About Tim Russert

Tim Russert: Enough Already!
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
June 14, 2008




NBC's Tim Russert died of a heart attack on Friday. Only the deaf, dumb and blind can be unaware of this fact. Ever since the unfortunate death of one of the major players in the field of media and politics, non-stop media coverage has drummed this fact home to millions of Americans. Enough, already.

This media coverage, still going strong, is becoming quite unseemly. Granted, Russert seemed an affable, good man. I could see this in his eyes the few times I saw him on television. Granted, his death was a shock. A shock that affected me personally, even though I never met the man, as it rudely reminded me of the fragility of life and the importance of time. He died too soon, and if it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Life is not fair.

That said, the continuing coverage of his death has turned into a circus. It is no longer about Tim Russert.

In a frantic rush to burnish their own social credentials, scores of B and C list players are desperately maneuvering to get coveted national face time. "Tim was a good friend of mine" is the pass word of the day as the networks fill hour after hour with the burnished recollections of has-beens, wanna-bes and actual sorrowing friends.

These tales, the cute stories, the hitherto unknown tidbits issuing forth ad naseum are less about Tim Russert than about the blind scramble by hangers-on to be considered part of the story, to be considered 'still relevant' by virtue of their association with a beloved media figure.

The coverage of Russert's death has ceased being about celebrating the life and mourning the death of Tim Russert. Instead, it has evolved into a platform designed to assure fragile egos that they, the media, are still relevant. Every morning talk show, every channel on every network is indulging in a mass celebration of their own importance. And they're using Tim Russert's death to do it.




This orgy of sentiment feels wrong to this writer. Sincere feelings of loss and sadness are to be expected when a respected personage dies before his time. But the orchestrated outpouring currently monopolizing the airwaves is saying more about the media itself than the death of Russert.

The rush to televise what should normally be private feelings of loss has cheapened Russert's passing. Just as it cheapens every celebrity who decided to use his passing to bolster their own credentials.

If I had been lucky enough to have known Russert personally and been his friend, I would hesitate to make hay from his death. I most certainly wouldn't use a personal tragedy to assure myself and the nation that I'm special by virtue of being part of his circle. Color me old fashioned.

I'd put my ego on hold out of respect. Respect for a man who accomplished much. Respect for a man who valued family and tried to be the best he could be. That's all I know about Tim Russert. The cute stories and humble monologues from Russert's supposed friends and colleagues tell me more than I want to know about them.

I'll remember Tim Russert because of the look in his eye. He looked happy and at ease with himself and the world. That is one of life's most important achievements. I'm sad for him and his family. His family that is rightly doing their mourning in private.



by Nancy Morgan

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and a news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina, where she writes "Culture Watch" weekly, as well as other articles.

images: cnet; smh

Friday, May 23, 2008

Toad Venom Aphrodisiac Blamed in Death of NY Man

"The best aphrodisiac is loving your partner".
--Stefan Anitei, Science Editor, Softpedia



One man's search for the enhanced sexual performance and desire that only an aphrodisiac can give, ended with death instead of desire. Now New York health officials are warning residents to refrain from an illegal aphrodisiac made from--toad venom?

What won't humans do for love and sex?
The alert went out Friday after New York City's poison control center received a report from an area hospital that a 35-year-old man had died earlier this month after ingesting a small chunk of the hard, brown substance.

The product is sold at sex shops and neighborhood stores under names including Piedra, Love Stone, Jamaican Stone, Black Stone and Chinese Rock. It is banned by the Food and Drug Administration, but shipments from overseas suppliers still occasionally slip past customs.




According to Wikipedia:
An aphrodisiac is an agent which is used in the belief that it increases sexual desire. The name comes from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of sensuality. Throughout history, many foods, drinks, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable. However, from a historical and scientific standpoint, the alleged results may have been mainly due to mere belief by their users that they would be effective (i.e., the placebo effect). In particular, medical science has not substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual desire or performance.


The most famous of aphrodisiacs is probably "Spanish fly". Made from crushed beetles, more than a little can kill a human. It works--on farm animals--by irritating the mucous glands, creating an urge to scratch the itch with sex.

If sex is what one thinks of when their mucous glands are afire, then "Spanish fly" might be the Ticket to Paradise.



Some of the many substances considered by people as useful in increasing sexual desire are listed below.

* Arugula (Rocket) (Eruca sativa)
* Chocolate
* Damiana (Turnera diffusa)
* Epimedium grandiflorum (Horny Goat Weed)
* Ginkgo biloba
* Ginseng
* Kelp

Kelp?

Powdered rhino horn, oysters and yohimbe bark are also big--so to speak--on aphrodisiac lists. Alcohol, porn and money were also mentioned--most frequently by teen-age boys with the car keys on a Friday night.

Back to the New York aphrodisiac warning.
Buyers may have no idea they are dealing with anything illegal or dangerous. The various types of ``stone'' are often sold packaged in plastic, with a barcode, a price tag and official-looking instructions for use.

City health officials said the 35-year-old victim developed an abnormal heart rhythm after eating some ``Piedra'' he purchased at a neighborhood store.

He was admitted to the hospital complaining of chest and abdominal pain. Doctors recognized the problem and treated him for two days but couldn't save his life. His name was not released.

Health officials say the culprit was a hardened resin, made at least partly from venom collected from toads of the Bufo genus, containing chemicals known as bufadienolides that can disrupt heart rhythms. The aphrodisiac was supposed to have been applied to the skin, not eaten, but authorities said even that use can be harmful.

In case anyone is thinking, "But, I'll bet there's a safe way to do that," one poison control official had a few cautionary words.
``There is no definitely safe way to use it,'' said Dr. Robert Hoffman, director of the city's poison control center.
``Don't buy it. Don't sell it. If you have it, don't use it. Throw it out.''

Our advice to anyone thinking of buying black-market "aphrodisiacs": DON'T.

The New York man is only the latest in a long line of deaths associated with the pursuit of pleasure that aphrodisiacs promise.

If one is determined to pursue pleasure, a word to the wise:

Rent a XXX movie.

by Mondoreb
hat tip: Roxanne of WCBSNewsRadio880

Source:
* Aphrodisiac Kills New York Man
* Aphrodisiac
* seasonedwithlove
* midaswelby
* Aphrodisiacs: Between Bogus and Reality
* Let's Get it On: The Ten Best Aphrodisiacs
 
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